Aftermarket Autistic

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.

Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."

by BigBCC69 July 27, 2022

After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019

anderjack

When a transvestite cave-woman has a penis too, and another notices it playing with itself.

"What is that disgusting transvestite cave woman doing?"

"She play. Anderjack."

And her jack.

by crapjack January 1, 2012

aftermarket

A person who's skill level isn't on parr with the task at hand.
But rather is chosen as an alternative to the desired individual in mind.

You're not getting the results you want because you keep getting those aftermarket-assed off brands to do the job!

by linclu October 7, 2020

aftersick

The sickness that comes after being cured from a previous sickness

Best friend: wanna go to the mall?

“You”: I can’t… I have aftersick
Best friend: No problem we can do it some other time

by odenanaizzy February 11, 2023

afterbask

The word that was first coined by JuWang to fool the fuck out of Ddong.

You don't know afterbask meh you?

by iamnotcalvin December 8, 2023

Afterfucks

The Shockwaves of pleasure and quick physical convulsions one gets after cumming from fucking.

This chick fucked me so good I came, got the afterfucks, and we fell off the bed.

by Court5151 March 4, 2026