aeternamory

Eternal love.

Aeternamory contributed to the deaths of Romeo and Juliet, Antigone and Haemon, and many other famous couples of ancient literature.

by transientanima December 11, 2016

aetonks

aetonks is a flop who claims she isn’t very false btw. she is a damon anti and has terrible taste. she doesn’t like josie and a huge hayley/phoebe tonkin stan. definition of a flop

“omg aetonks is such a flop”

by kathsbloodlust February 1, 2022

aeternex

Term for messing everything up. Ruining literally anything that exists.

Dude, that Universal Group just went aeternex!

by nonmechanicalreproductionsim March 21, 2022

Aeternus

A huge roblox group of bumbling idiots

Damn, those Aeternus folk are completely retarded

by gingerboy31 March 6, 2023

Attorney at large

An attorney that cannot be or has not been located.

Do you know when your attorney at large is going to return your call?

by SPWhite June 28, 2023

pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.

"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"

by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013

Attorney

A legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.

Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004