parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)

in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!

by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no October 22, 2008

The Ward Advisory

An elite group of students that meet every morning at St. Paul Academy and Summit school. They run the majority of the school under the table. Their ranks include the infamous Tuaner, The Hustle Wagon, and benevolent dictator Mollie Ward. Bottem line: they get it in.

The Ward Advisory runs shit around here.

by DOMINATOR AF April 28, 2012

Advisory

A group of about 15 different socially awkward people, and the teacher that nags you all year, that you are forced to be with for the entire first week of school, and twice a week for the rest of the year.

Student: Can I be moved into an advisory with people and a teacher that I actually know and like?

Whoever: No, that is forbidden, you'll just have to suffer.

Student: I guess that's Metro High School for ya.

by Metro Hater June 6, 2009

Advise

An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.

1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.
2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.

by Lopeytal March 4, 2009

will advise

Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.

I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.

by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 24, 2014

honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009