accord

A reliable, economical car available in both sedan and coupe form factors, that perfectly reasonable people use for day-to-day transportation regardless of some internet douchebag's opinion about them.

It's a Honda Accord. What kind of example do you need? If you're not familiar with Honda and their line of vehicles, you probably can't read this anyway.

by Critical Error January 9, 2008

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Accordionated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time

Dave's a multi-tasker; he accordionated without crashing into the guardrail.

by xPIPx August 7, 2010

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According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

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Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

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