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button accordion 

This is old well-known joke in russian slang.
- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.
button accordion by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The Arusha Accord 

The Arusha Accord are a metal band from the UK, consisting predominantly of Aliens and Mutants, some of whom are also known to be registered members of the X-men. Their powers include superhuman memory and the ability to jump a lot. Their bassist is known for being one of the only bassists in the world that is actually audible when playing, however he was not accepted into the Guiness book of world records as this book is made primarily for records set by human beings. The term is also sometimes used as a memory benchmark:
Jim: Hey man, how'd you do on that advanced econ final?

Tom: Terrible, man.

Jim: Didn't you study all 320 pages though?

Tom: Yeah, but I'm not The Arusha Accord.

reamed accordingly 

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.
He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

Accordion Fetish 

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.
You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!
Accordion Fetish by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

Honda Accord 

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.
Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"
Honda Accord by Bob Bernstein December 12, 2010