Are you trying to help me grow a beard

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Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by anonymous September 12, 2021

are you thick

british saying meaning, "are you dumb?" said when someone says something so unbelievably stupid that you need to ask if they're thick in the head.

"mexico sells avocados, right?"
"uh, yeah?"
"well, when trump builds a wall, where are we supposed to get avocados?"
"....are you thick?"

by cockstina February 9, 2017

Are you going to eat that?

What the fat kid says when you're not devouring your hamburger as fast as he did.

Gary Brolsma to some guy in McDonald's:
Are you going to eat that?

by McArnie October 3, 2008

Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.

In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

are you takin the piss

originating in the UK, it means "are you kidding"

"hey there is werewolves out there"
"are you takin the piss?"

by mike romero January 24, 2005

are you high?

meaning roughly what the fuck are you talking about/doing? usually when interacting with mentalists who generally have no idea what they are doing, and come up with mad notions and ideas i.e 'lets jump out of a plane with no parachutes!'

friend ' hey lets go and get our clits pierced!'
me 'what???'
friend 'yeah be good fun!'
me 'whats the matter with you?'
me ' are you high????'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

by Amiyj April 11, 2017