pop a rubberband

To break a condom while having intense or rough sexual intercourse, as in only a rubberband is left from the once intact condom.

Shawty got an ass on her.
Ima put my hands on her.
Ima spen a couple grand on her.
Ima pop a rubberband on her.

(After you spend a couple grand on her, wouldn't YOU want to get your money's worth? LOL)

by Leon "Big L" Barber December 15, 2008

pulling a robert

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.

guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes

by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010

A Rubber Ducky

A rubber duck you put on the end of your penis and then you have sex!

Nick put a rubber ducky on himself had sex with his girlfriend.

by Fpiewjoufgeogegjo November 21, 2010

being a "Robert"

being a "Robert" refers to someone who constantly uses the same moves in a video game and/or camps. More specifically in multiplayer games. This "Robert" will constantly button-mash the same button or camp in the same area and then refer to his/herself as a "good player". He/she will defend themselves swearing it isn't cheating and is very fair.

Dude,quit being a "Robert" and stop pressing the square button!

by Robert Rafael Garcia Dominguez April 18, 2010

Pulling a robbery

To take a person from the relationship, and making a relationship work with said Robber instead.

Pulling a robbery is quite simple just ask your ex.

by Pulling a robbery. June 3, 2015

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022