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Get the Getting A Job mug.Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
by Definition King March 29, 2005
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Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
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Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
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Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
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Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
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Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Get the Get a job! mug.by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007
Get the Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job mug.I have always understood this my whole life to mean someone is doing a good job. Not a bad job. When you say someone is doing a hell of a job it means they're doing good. Its always meant that. Not till some stupid leftist idiots reversed and it used it against Bush.
Just because Bush didnt want to offend certain people doesnt mean he's doing a bad job moron. Secondly the FEMA guy didnt screw up. The blame falls on the governor of Louisiana and the mayor of New Orleans. Bush warned the governor days in advance to do something and they did nothing. Thats a fact. When ever FEMA tried to bring in supplies no one let them in because the evacuation was still in effect after the hurricane passed. It wasnt Bush or FEMAs fault.
The FEMA response was the fastest response to a hurricane disaster ever. Unfortunately when people tell a lie over and over again it becomes truth.
Just because Bush didnt want to offend certain people doesnt mean he's doing a bad job moron. Secondly the FEMA guy didnt screw up. The blame falls on the governor of Louisiana and the mayor of New Orleans. Bush warned the governor days in advance to do something and they did nothing. Thats a fact. When ever FEMA tried to bring in supplies no one let them in because the evacuation was still in effect after the hurricane passed. It wasnt Bush or FEMAs fault.
The FEMA response was the fastest response to a hurricane disaster ever. Unfortunately when people tell a lie over and over again it becomes truth.
by imperial marshall forbes December 28, 2005
Get the heck of a job mug.A slur for illegal immigrants who take jobs from hard working citizens. Also pertains to foreigners who acquire work through shady outsourcing deals.
"Ted, I thought you were supposed to be working outside of Home Depot today"
"I would have if all those snag-a-jobs hadn't gotten all of the deck building gigs first"
"I would have if all those snag-a-jobs hadn't gotten all of the deck building gigs first"
by rumpleforeskin69 May 19, 2010
Get the Snag-a-job mug.When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
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