(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 6, 2008
Get the smooch my cooch mug.A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.
by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016
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One who knowingly prevents face sucking.
My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.
by ›:D April 19, 2017
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- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
by ball.sucker December 7, 2022
Get the smooch dat cooch mug.A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.
Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013
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