zotched

when marijuana is over used with a lot of liquor putting you into the comatose state. not being able to move.

jack: lol look at sam, he is just sitting there.

eric: how much did he smoke and drink?

jack: oh man hes zotched

by zotched kid March 8, 2009

Zooch

A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.

Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."

by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013

Zorch

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.

"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."

by cobrien November 3, 2008

Zortch

Slang for female genitalia. Derogatory.

I'm not a fan of unkempt zortch.

by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009

zotchi

A cool username owned by a South African boy

Zotchi plays minecraft

by Zotchi March 15, 2021

ziotch

4 of us were sitting around one day drinking beer and came up with the term ziotch, as zombie who is acting like biotch. -Dan Finn

that zombie was so annoying, all of its friends called it a ziotch.

by Qajaqguy February 16, 2021

Zitchel

The same but different.

My brother and I are zitchel twins

by Bobblues August 13, 2022