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Get the zorosexuall mug.A type of mammal-like hexadecapod with a long tounge. Their name (Pronounced as ZOR-DEE-IN) stems from the mixture of the words “Zorro”, which means “fox”, and “Dian”, meaning “divine”. They are split up across several differing genus', all belonging to the zordian superfamily “Eurficampus” (Pronounced YER-FI-CAM-PUS).
Across the earth, they inhabit almost every ecological niche. Many have grown to become apex predators, feeding upon the plants and animals that live there. They are not classified as animals, due to their overall make-up being completely different from that of most other life on earth. Most zordians are opportunistic omnivores, feeding upon anything appetizing that they can get.
Zordians have bodies that look much like that of a fox: Long, vulpine snouts, long legs with brushy tails, which typically grow as long as their own bodies, and even longer ears. Whiskers decorate the ends of their snouts, as well as appearing in areas such as face cheeks, under their eyebrows, and their foreheads.
Long, pointy tusks protrude from their upper jaw, around where the lips of both the upper jaw and lower jaw meet. Their bodies are long, with a frame like that of a cheetah that possesses four pairs of breathing holes down their sides, used for breathing, in combination with their nose and mouth. Males possess a pouch on their chest, which they may use to store objects or keep baby zordians safe. Males and females do not differ much in body size.
Across the earth, they inhabit almost every ecological niche. Many have grown to become apex predators, feeding upon the plants and animals that live there. They are not classified as animals, due to their overall make-up being completely different from that of most other life on earth. Most zordians are opportunistic omnivores, feeding upon anything appetizing that they can get.
Zordians have bodies that look much like that of a fox: Long, vulpine snouts, long legs with brushy tails, which typically grow as long as their own bodies, and even longer ears. Whiskers decorate the ends of their snouts, as well as appearing in areas such as face cheeks, under their eyebrows, and their foreheads.
Long, pointy tusks protrude from their upper jaw, around where the lips of both the upper jaw and lower jaw meet. Their bodies are long, with a frame like that of a cheetah that possesses four pairs of breathing holes down their sides, used for breathing, in combination with their nose and mouth. Males possess a pouch on their chest, which they may use to store objects or keep baby zordians safe. Males and females do not differ much in body size.
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