Zootang

Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo.

kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday.

kid 2 You got some Zootang right?

Kid 1 Ohh yeah

by BulletProofB January 13, 2009

zooplankter

When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style.

"I took her home and zooplankter."

by Adam Tsunami February 20, 2009

zoopathy

a disease of animals as distinct from a human disease.

Rinderpest is a zoopathy.

by uttam maharjan May 15, 2011

zootable

A term used whilst smoking marijuana Used to describe how smokable the joint or weed is.

"Fam this rolled like shit. This isn't zootable cuz"

"This weed is perfect fam, deffo zootable"

by TomNUFC April 19, 2018

Zootaloo

One of the many hilariously non-sensical words that comes out of Patrick Gremillion's mouth.

"Hello, welcome to The Philippines. Passports please?"

"Uh... ZOOTALOO!"

by cookinginchucks July 22, 2019

zoostack

A person so large and muscle-bound as to block the sun, and is intimidating by his size.

Don’t piss off the bouncer, he’s a real zoostack.

by Silent Barracuda August 19, 2019

zoootarrrrr

a fat juicy joint

come on rhys when are you going pass me your zoootarrrrr

by ilovethezootarrsss September 25, 2019