A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!
Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016
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In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.
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An effective client services development tool utilized by a stealthy headhuntress who lusts for, and has uncontrollable sexual fantasies about a seriously hot, attractive, sexy, and tall client. Using zoom video conferencing to meet regularly, the headhuntress finds herself aroused just by seeing him on screen and hearing his deep voice inside of her head through her air pods. Typically the client will hint that he’d like to see a little more skin, preferably including cleavage – and she complies, which arouses her even more.
#zoomtease
#sexyrecruiterhotclient
#herfirstthenhimhernexthimagain
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“Who’s zoomteasing who?”
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“During our next zoomtease, I wanna see a sexy bra, in red.”
“Who’s zoomteasing who?”
by #sexyrecruiter May 9, 2019
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