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Zooner pics

Taking pictures with your close friend(s) to post up on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace.

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Matt, wanna take some Zooner pics?
Yo, are we taking Zooner pics tonight?
by boatppd2 February 2, 2009
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Zoobert

Making a fart sound through lip contact on a part of the body (typically the stomach) and exhaling with relaxed lips to porridge the fart sound against the skin of the recipient of the act.
I'm going to give the baby a zoobert, he's going to laugh so hard at the sound it makes! It sounds like someone busting ass (fart or hate shits) real hard!
by HolyDiabetes January 13, 2017
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Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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Zoomer Trader

A YouTuber and Tiktoker who usually creates videos on the blackpill and sometimes remixes songs.
"Zoomer Trader uploaded again. It's over."
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Zooger

When someone is very high and eats a whopper
dudeee ian is a zooger
by Lunarski February 5, 2023
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zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers find funny, usually annoying.
Alex really only uses zoomer humor.
by Moose42 March 29, 2020
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zoolerf

The strings/ropes that pull the hood on your jacket/hoodie tight
It was so cold I put my hood on and pulled the zoolerfs tight
by Sunweeds October 24, 2008
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