Zoidberg

1. a character on futurama

2. a vagina whose lips have descended past any reasonable point, thus looking like the lips of one Dr. Zoidberg

'hey, don't date that chick, she has a zoidberg'

by miss sybil August 1, 2012

Zoidberg

After having sex the male runs around the house naked doing the "Zoidberg" (Scuttling around like a crab clamping your hands going "WHOOP WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB!" at the top of his lungs) as seen in Futurama. All to simulate his dominance of sexual activity. He probably came inside her too...

Guy 1 "Man did you see Daryck Zoidberg last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a lucky guy to have her after that"

by Kingofthedivide June 6, 2013

Zoidberg

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

by Joshisthefuckingman May 20, 2008

Dr. Zoidberg

The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.

"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"

by Noah May 23, 2003

zoidberg

The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....

I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...

by lovelymissy June 15, 2012

Dr. Zoidberg

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.

I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Zoidberg Party

A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.

I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party

by RAAN96 August 19, 2008