zork

You are doing electrical work and you didn't turn of the current for the 220 volt supply. You absentmindedly touch the screwdriver to two hot poles at once. A flash, a puff of smoke, and you realize that the tip of the steel screwdriver melted and is now unusable. You "zorked" your screwdriver. Zork is the sound it made, a low hum and crackle.

I thought I turned it off at the panel, I zorked my screwdriver good, I'm happy I didn't get zorked myself!

by Joe Sar September 19, 2016

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008

zork

An extremely good-looking guy. Funny. Hilarious, even. Can be found at your local Mexican restaurant sipping strawberry margaritas with a giggling blonde girl.

Dude, check out that zork with that barbie!

by barbiegirlinabarbieworld June 7, 2009

zork

To zork someone means to hook them up. To give a green glow. This verb may imply the transmission of magic states, the opening of a portal to a choose-your-own-adventure reality, and/or the bestowal of psychoactive substances by a generous benefactor.

Chick's been hounding me forever so I finally had to zork her to shut her up.

by imaginary voice May 17, 2011

zork

A folder in some high schools class

Save it to folder ZORK

by randy December 12, 2003

zork

Trinidadian slang for stoned/high.

OHHHHH Lard afi ave mercy pon ee sole, man straight zork fi so!!!

by Z February 25, 2004

zorked

adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.

I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.

by d3adr0ck August 22, 2006