No Shit September

A challenge of a month in September where you can't go pooping for a month. 99% people failed this challenge.

I'll be taking this No Shit September challenge to prove that I'm not a human.

by Mlemwelp September 3, 2020

September 3rd

Today is national Slap your teacher day. because who cares about rules in 2020

Aimee: hey miss karen, it’s september 3rd
miss karen: oh no

by ftcrdr October 27, 2019

September 30th

The Day a legend was born

What’s tomorrows date?

-September 30th, the day a legend was born

by 21TwentyJuan October 15, 2019

September 17

If you were born on this day, You are a goddess! You are funny, hot and smart.

Yo dude, This girl was born on September 17, She must be super funny.

by Bumble-E October 21, 2019

September 16

National Kiss my Cheek day 😙 You allowed to kiss anyone you want on the cheek (any cheek 😳😏)

I’m gonna kiss Sara on the cheek today- why? Bc it’s September 16 th

by NiggaPeñisGuacamole October 16, 2019

September 29

Today is the day a beautiful soul is born, this person is caring for all and puts everyone’s needs before their owns, if you know someone born on this date, tell them how much you love them and make sure to be there for them because they really appreciate feeling loved

“They were born on September 29th, they’re a really special person”

by Kate youblung October 19, 2019

September 4th

the best date of the year (except christmas) in which the most beautiful loyal smart and funny children are born

joe: she's smart funny and gorgeous

ellis: defo a september 4th

by cpluemar October 17, 2019