Volodymyr Zelensky

CEO of Ukraine as of 2022, worshipped by redditors all around the world

Born to a Jewish family, he pursued a career in comedy before declaring his candidacy for the Ukrainian presidency in 2019. He won the election with 73.23 of the vote.

His presidency has been characterized as liberal, aggressively pro-West and anti-Russian, and by a very strong social media presence.

Did you just say you don’t like Volodymyr Zelensky? Umm… downboated, sweaty.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Zelendorf

1 : inadequate to or unsuitable for a particular purpose
2 : a - lacking the qualities needed for effective action

b - unable to function properly

Stop being a Zelendorf lets do arena!

by Broryn June 1, 2010

Zeleah

A Zeleah is a beautiful, happy girl. She’s the most adorable person you’ll ever meet. Every boy wants her and every girl wants to be her. She’s sensitive and cares about people’s feelings. She should be treated right and treated like a queen. She’s photogenic and is very creative. Zeleah is an athlete. She has an amazing style and is a trend setter. She loves to laugh and smile.

Boy 1: I just met a girl named Zeleah, and she’s the prettiest girl in the world.
Boy 2: Wow, really?
Boy 1: She’s so sweeat and sensitive.

by Sarah65 May 30, 2018

Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.

Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.

by mayanaze March 2, 2022

zelensky bounce

When you've got plenty of dick and huge balls and you are absolutely jackhammering the hottest woman you've ever seen.

"Oh my god, you guys, Sally came ove last night and I gave her the Zelensky Bounce. It was rad."

by Elmstrosity March 16, 2022

Zelenskyy

The most based man to ever exist, and current leader of the free world. (would let him cum inside)

Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Wide Zelensky

upgraded wide putin.
a total chad
putin is a virgin

"Wide Zelensky is so hot."

by drier than the atacama March 9, 2022