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Get the Zalán mug.It is defined as the combination of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Ronaldinho. Two of the greatest footballers ever. It has many uses in a sentence and can function as a descriptor word very easily.
“Whoa! You are really good at dribbling. Almost like you are Zlataninho!”
“What a goal! That was a bit of Zlataninho from you!”
“What a goal! That was a bit of Zlataninho from you!”
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Get the The Zlatan Effect mug.A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.
‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.
Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.
Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
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