Yousef

Sexiest Egyptian alive. Will surely drop all the ladies jaws in astonishment due to his incredibly good looks. Females have no choice other than bending over in front of him.

Oh god is that Yousef! Why do I have the sudden urge of wanting to suck him off?! There's nothing else to say, he's amazing.

by Skater1000 January 29, 2014

Youseff

A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.

"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"

by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008

Yousef sakr

A super strong sexy beast

Amazing sentences (yousef sakr)

by YoYou12345 January 17, 2017

lord yusaf

A little rich boy who always try’s to get girls half his age and uses all of his daddy’s money to flex on snapchat

If Lord Yusaf slides into your snap RUN

by A real butch October 15, 2019

Yousef

Yousef lives in the toughest hood and sells all kinds of drugs, from weed to heroine.

He is known for having the biggest dick in the hood.

He is from a Nigerian decent so you best believe that he is a 100% nigga.

White bitches are his favorite.

“Whos that guy fucking white hoes on the daily?”
“That’s my dealer Yousef right there cuz”

by Zinji January 4, 2018

Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018

yousof

the king of memes, attractive, and every guy wants to be his friend due to his amazing attitude

yousof is my homie

by khiyara bin tamatim December 8, 2018