Yom Apu

"Yom Apu is the Israeli-Hungarian version of the American Hallmark holiday called Father's day. It falls on the Monday following Father's Day. Father's Day is a ritualistic holiday, founded by Hallmark for the purpose of making money. It is characterized by buying lame presents for your father (that are soon forgotten about) as well as life long guilt trips for forgetting about the holiday. Yom Apu is different. Like most other Israeli holidays, it is more sincere and genuine. (Kind of like Yom Hazikaron versus Memorial Day.) When a child wishes his/her father a Happy Yom Apu, s/he really means to say, "You're the greatest Apu ever and I'm going to spend all day commemorating that." Apus are to take the day to rest or play golf with other apus. Although Yom Apu is not a widely celebrated holiday, it is very important to its observers...Kind of like the holiday of Festivus."

I forgot about Father's Day, but remembered Yom Apu!

by rachel schwartz December 30, 2008

moulin yom

moulin, meaning black, yom meaning anyone of a non caucasian decent. french/italian term for nigger.

Look at that stinky moulin yom not working.

by Stebbins56 August 12, 2007

Yom Kippurgasm

When a Jew gets so ecxited during the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur, that he or she has an orgasm.

Woah, Goldstein just had a Yom Kippurgasm when he found that coupon! Must be the Yom Kippur holiday spirit!

by q34f53tr December 1, 2009

Connor Yom

Horny pepperoni nipple licker who likes boys and especially people named Andrew

Connor Yom, please report to the main office. You have raped a dog

by 500iq May 28, 2019

yom kippur clipper

A stereotypically jewish car, most commonly a big Caddy with Florida liscence plates.

Some old bluehair almost ran me down in her Yom Kippur Clipper.

by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

Yom Kippur War

Historic war started on October 6, 1973 between Israel and Three Arab nations (Iraq, Syria and Egypt) when the Arabs sneak attacked Israel on her holiest day of the year (which is a religious national holiday) and even that didn't help them much.

The war was ended by a UN cease-fire order (October 22), shortly before Egypt gets its army completely destoyed.

The combatants met in Camp David (1978) and that led to signing the Israel-Egypt Peace Treaty (1979), for the fear that arabs would lose a war ever again.

Arabs got their sorry asses kicked on Yom Kippur War.

by McName December 4, 2007

Gey cocken offen yom

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004