by Yoggobobbo February 25, 2010
Get the Yoghurt bomb mug.Excitable and generally lengthy late night conversations, littered with epiphanies. Topics that may or may not be covered and may be repeated (no one will notice) include Life, The Universe, Everything, Evolution, Mother Nature, Technology, Quantum anything, and drugs. Often carried out by 'Yoghurt Weavers.'
'Isn't it amazing how we're all here and who's in charge of this - our destiny - can we really evolve beyond this point or have scientists taken charge of our evolution? Maybe Acid is the next step? Maybe I'm the missing link? Should we blame the chinese? Politicians here? TV? or Acid?...Shit guys, we've been sat here yoghurt weaving for 13 hours!'
by Messimo April 6, 2010
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by pudding and pie July 17, 2003
Get the yoghurt truck mug.One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
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Get the yoghurt clogger mug.A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.
John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
by Socratov January 11, 2022
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Personality type : Yoghurty
A yoghurt male is one in which indeed loves a cuddle, and isnt afraid to admit so..
He will open the door for a woman and also cancel plans with his guy friends to hang out with his female friends.
He is the type of guy that will be the responsible male and have his 2 drinks to allow his mates to have a lift home.
They indeed enjoy yoghurt and all kinds of feminine yoghurt, acai and granola bowls, along with having no hesitation to Instagram this.
They often wear edgy oversized clothes and love to stand out, because of course they are a yoghurt male and above the standard alpha, beta and sigma males theyre surrounded by against their will.
Personality type : Yoghurty
A yoghurt male is one in which indeed loves a cuddle, and isnt afraid to admit so..
He will open the door for a woman and also cancel plans with his guy friends to hang out with his female friends.
He is the type of guy that will be the responsible male and have his 2 drinks to allow his mates to have a lift home.
They indeed enjoy yoghurt and all kinds of feminine yoghurt, acai and granola bowls, along with having no hesitation to Instagram this.
They often wear edgy oversized clothes and love to stand out, because of course they are a yoghurt male and above the standard alpha, beta and sigma males theyre surrounded by against their will.
Friend 1 “ Hey did you see justin and that girl the other day, never guess what just went up on his instagram story”
Friend 2 “ oh no its not cringe is it “
Friend 1 “HAHA, he put love hearts and tagged her with a photo of them holding hands whilst holding a muller corner in his other hand”
Friend 2 “oh no not again, why does justin do this to himself, hes such a Yoghurt male”
Friend 1 “ Haha yeah bro, i suppose we’re just too alpha to understand”
Friend 2 “ oh no its not cringe is it “
Friend 1 “HAHA, he put love hearts and tagged her with a photo of them holding hands whilst holding a muller corner in his other hand”
Friend 2 “oh no not again, why does justin do this to himself, hes such a Yoghurt male”
Friend 1 “ Haha yeah bro, i suppose we’re just too alpha to understand”
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