Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
Get the When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade mug.Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
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An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"
This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
by The Crazy June 25, 2009
Get the You have two assholes mug.when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Why The Fuck Are All Of You Always In My Asshol, I Am Not GIving YOu ANy COnfidence In Any Status<.7.9.7.6.> mug.person who comes into a yoga class 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2" from you, annoys the sh*t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana.
"Some yogasshole came to class today and now I'm having a really hard time finding my bliss. It was a blissaster."
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