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Xantang

'oh you're so Xantang'
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Xantastic

a: focused, alert, relaxed and calm, wide awake, but not hyper, smiling

b: exceedingly great

c: conceive or seemingly conceived by taking XanoLean
I feel Xantastic!
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Xanthe

At first a Xanthe my be mistaken for a common goth, this is a mistake commonly made by amature hunters.
Xanthe's are a reclusive species and are thus hard to find, hence some tales that Xanthes are actully an urban legend.

In the wild they will often be spotted sporting all black atire and will usually be adorned by a ciggarette in one hand and a half drunken bottle of wine in the other.

The bottle of wine is used as part of a complex mating ritual. Xanthes generally have a very low alcohol tolerence and upon consuming a small amount will cause them to go into heat. The mating display of a Xanthe generally involves throughrelly licking the face of her chosen mate but will often make advances on many others before settling down to just one.

The ciggarettes, however, are not just for show. Xanthes are very tempermental and have been known to lash out and use said ciggarette as a weapon, especially when they feel threatened or simply just bored. It is for this reason only experienced hunters should attempt to approach a Xanthe. Amature hunters should not under any circumstances attempt to approach, especially during early spring when it is liekly that the Xanthe is guarding her nest.

Between 40 and 50 Xanthe related deaths occur every year world wide.
"Early in '06 a mate of mine and I were tramping and it just came out of no where, I didnt know what was happening, it just lept out of the bushes. I managed to escape with only minor ciggarette burns but it got Ben, never saw him again. Park ranger said I was lucky to be alive, not many people survive a Xanthe attack."
- Extract from 'Amazing Stories of Survival'
by RozzaG May 28, 2006
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xanthy

Short girl who has her dumb moments. Usually over dramatic. Sensitive. Needs chocolate and hug . Long back. Is loud. Could be nice if she tried.
Hey you know that girl with the red hair . Oh you mean Xanthy.
by THE TALL TALES March 30, 2017
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xanthous

Fair-haired.
Often red, silver, blonde..
What a xanthous angel
by larstait October 11, 2003
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Xanthopoulous

The coolest name in the world that you can say for hours on end and attracts all the ladies
"you're name is Xanthopoulous? excuse me while i undress myself"
by bananasoftheworld February 14, 2012
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Xanthropy

Fore-shortened spoken form of "exanthropy"; a perspective which is not human-- to speak without innately human concerns or considerations

An exanthropic (xanthropic) view of planetary problems may lay human behavior at the root of them. The future of the world is not colonization of space or AI, but instead a perpetuation of the natural systems which have been in relative balance for eons of time.

A human being who enacts a perspective that it not homocentric is an exanthrope (a xanthrope).
Hey, stop being so xanthropic, and go grab some more beer for this kickin mindless fuckin party!

Your xanthropy makes me question my own integrity as a self-proclaimed human being.
by Hip to my Gnosis July 16, 2018
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