wtmff

Abreviation of "What the motherfucking fuck?" Used to express intense confusion, exasperation, or misunderstanding. Can also be stated as "WTMFSQUARED."

"Hey man, I brought you this dead cat carcass."
"WTMFF, dude?! Throw that shit away!"

OR

"I'm not gonna be able to get you that half today, dog."
"WTMFSQUARED, man? You promised."

by reptar bars May 14, 2009

wtfwjdftw

what the f*ck would Jesus do for the win

Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.

by Emo Moe July 30, 2009

wtfwydt

why the fuck would you do that

Andrew broke off his engagement and we all said wtfwydt

by Anonymus 14 March 19, 2010

WTFWZJ

What The Fuck Would Zombie Jesus Do?

Whenever I'm not sure what to do, I just ask myself WTFWZJD?

by ZombieJesus666 November 14, 2010

WTFW

Abbreviation of "What the fuck, what?"

Usually used in response to a questionable WTF where it is unclear what the other party is saying WTF about.

Also used as a denial of WTF in conversations where someone says WTF when the situation does not warrant it.

1:
Josh: I picked up the pizza and I'm on my way home now.

Jeff: WTF?

Josh: WTFW?

2:
Jeff: I was so hungry I ate some shortbread cookies with cream cheese.

Ashley: WTF?

Jeff: WTFW?

by deadvirgo July 6, 2010

WTFWP

What The Fuck White People? A modified WTF used on Youtube after watching Fail videos where 99% of the time it's white people doing stupid shit and generally fucking themselves up for no particular reason.

You, after watching a Fail video where white kids are giving each other nutshots, leave a WTFWP comment.

by aldeshsa March 21, 2011

WTMFIGO

Stands for "What the mother f***** is going on?" (also see WTF)

Commonly used in IM conversations:

"OMG, you guys went 2 the movies w/o me? r u trying to phase me out? WTMFIGO?"

by MLCS January 18, 2006