What The Fuck White People? A modified WTF used on Youtube after watching Fail videos where 99% of the time it's white people doing stupid shit and generally fucking themselves up for no particular reason.
You, after watching a Fail video where white kids are giving each other nutshots, leave a WTFWP comment.
What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.
User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.