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What The Fuck White People? A modified WTF used on Youtube after watching Fail videos where 99% of the time it's white people doing stupid shit and generally fucking themselves up for no particular reason.
You, after watching a Fail video where white kids are giving each other nutshots, leave a WTFWP comment.
WTFWP by aldeshsa March 21, 2011

wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"
Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd
wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009
Related Words
What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).
"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"
WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004
short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)
too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"
wtfwyd by airteus December 9, 2005
Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?
wtfwtf by aaronobst July 2, 2009
Shortened choice of typing "What the fuck Japan" for users who just recieved various mindfucks from a display of Japan's idiosyncratic media.
User 1: lulz they just released a new game where u can dress anime skoolgirls with a variation of living animals and then shoot from snake bazookas or something

User 2: cans u use invisible chameleon?

User 1: fuck yes

User 2: lol wtfjpn
wtfjpn by Jigmew August 24, 2009

wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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