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Official Wokesperson

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.
"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
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running through the six with my woes

Going through your neighborhood carrying your problems and sorrows;yet, still surviving.
by Quinn1123 May 28, 2015
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WokeSplain

A condescending method or manner of explaining something to another person in order or in hopes to convey dominance, or make oneself appear morally superior.
In fear he might not understand the complexities of "male privilege", she proceeded to "WokeSplain" the hows and whys of how men got ahead in today's world.
by BigHeartTodd September 6, 2022
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wokesploitation

An exploitation movie that tries to push a "woke" agenda.
Did you see The Purge: Election Year? It's pure wokesploitation.
by Oedipus Orca March 8, 2018
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poes- woes

South African term for fucked up, strung out, amazingly cool, unstoppable and hardcore. All rolled into one.
Don't mess with MY auntie, she's poes- woes.
by jemimabean September 26, 2011
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woestick

The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.
PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
by peanutismint March 5, 2006
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wokesperson

A person who considers himself/herself woke and readily spouts wokeish statements, especially on social media, on behalf of the entire "woke community".
He got triggered when he saw the class had only white students, and ranted about it on Facebook. A fine specimen of a wokesperson.
by yhuman January 6, 2020
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