Woketrum

A hysterical outburst by a SJW which is usually followed by a tedious and fact-free lecture.

Tyler heard a climate skeptic question the science behind climate change and had a woketrum.

by Gnomesayin December 7, 2019

Wonkety

Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.

When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.

by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010

Woketoid

A term created to accomplish 2 things:

1. Mock the people who are self-righteous virtue signalers who cannot stop trying to show the world they are "woke" at any given chance.
2. Woke" started being used derogatorily too much, recently, so a new term needed to be created to differentiate between real social justice warriors (who should be respected) and the fakers.

"They are a woketoid because they use every opportunity to police language and correct others all in the name of 'DEI' but they secretly minorities are disgusting and dumb."

by Dominasty1 September 22, 2023

wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007

sticky wicket

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

Wicket

Only the coolest ewok ever.

Dude 1: "Who would win in a inter-galactic war? Chewbacca or Jar-Jar Binks?"

Dude 2: "Wicket, duh."

by OPP, Yeah You Know Me August 19, 2006

Wicket

A Philly Originated style of graffiti. Hand styles, slams, tags, etc.

"Yo my man busted a crazy wicket on Broad St."

by RIP HARDCORE KIDZ May 11, 2010