woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.

"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"

by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022

Wokingham

the fucking worst place on earth. never under any circumstances should you go here

i fucking hate wokingham

since when was ham woking

by wokingham hater September 18, 2023

slope woking

Description of a person so densely unaware that their "woke" position on life (or wokeness) is, in reality, viewed by others as them nievly sleepwalking through life.

This moron is so woke that he is slope woking right over the cliff with the other idiots, he can't even think for himself.

by abc928 February 7, 2023

WoWin' Out

When someone decides they're going to play World of Warcraft for long periods of time.

Hey man, I plan on wowin' out tonight, so no.. I'm not going drinking.

by TallManHall May 4, 2010

woling penis

a woman, who usually likes large penis that flys in the sky with diamonds, much like the beatles song, "lucy in the sky with diamonds"

Whoa, what's that in the sky?!
Oh nothing that's just a woling penis.

by lingwontonchopsticfks October 16, 2009

Woking out

(verb) To show actions of that a wokface would perform or acting in a rude manner.

See also: wokface, and wok

Stoping woking out your being annoying!!

by C-dizzle and the slice December 8, 2003