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Wojing

I left Jim at home to go wojing with the "church ladies" when I broke my arm.
by SplatChoi September 2, 2018
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woking

a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.
1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "ohh sick, its pretty cool there"
by artgeek March 18, 2009
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Woojing

Woojing, (verb- To wooj)

It's a verb that means you are doing everything before it's due, acing your tests, and be impressively good in biology. It can also mean that you are very sarcastic in times, and that you like animals such as ducks.
I am woojing my studies and life today
by Peritoneum January 19, 2022
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wozing

That act of playing WAR OF ZHUL which is a special content release by rampid gaming for their game outwar.
<+Ben|> i need an excuse for my gf tonight as to why i cant come over (football isnt gonna work) you got any ideas?
<&flipsyde> just tell her you were wozing.
by bellaling October 6, 2009
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wooing

Impressing ridiculously and leaving said impressed person in COMPLETE AWE.
Person One: So i hear you asked out Lexie.
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!
by feliciakathleen May 24, 2011
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Wokingham

A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.
Wokingham is epic, just stay off Norreys Avenue, AKA the CHAVenue.
by angelgalida December 9, 2010
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UD Wooing

The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:

X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.

Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."

"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"

"...no?"

"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."

"Okay..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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