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woking
a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.
Related Words
Wojing • wowing • Woking • wooing • Wokingham • Wajingle • woeing • woging • Woking Nightlife • Woking out
Woojing
Woojing, (verb- To wooj)
It's a verb that means you are doing everything before it's due, acing your tests, and be impressively good in biology. It can also mean that you are very sarcastic in times, and that you like animals such as ducks.
It's a verb that means you are doing everything before it's due, acing your tests, and be impressively good in biology. It can also mean that you are very sarcastic in times, and that you like animals such as ducks.
Woojing by Peritoneum January 19, 2022
wooing
Person One: So i hear you asked out Lexie.
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!
Person Two: Oh hell yes, i was wooing her from the start!
wooing by feliciakathleen May 24, 2011
Wokingham
A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.
Wokingham by angelgalida December 9, 2010
UD Wooing
The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:
X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.
Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.
Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."
"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"
"...no?"
"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."
"Okay..."
"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"
"...no?"
"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."
"Okay..."
UD Wooing by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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