a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.
It's a verb that means you are doing everything before it's due, acing your tests, and be impressively good in biology. It can also mean that you are very sarcastic in times, and that you like animals such as ducks.
<+Ben|> i need an excuse for my gf tonight as to why i cant come over (football isnt gonna work) you got any ideas?
<&flipsyde> just tell her you were wozing.
A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.
The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:
X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.
Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."