Chicago Whitefish

A used condom found washed up on the beach, in a parking lot, confessional, etc.

Mommy! Look a ballon floating in the water! EEEWWW!

Honey! Don't touch that, that, that Chicago Whitefish!

by Ronono January 21, 2008

Harlem River whitefish

A floating condom.

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.

by octopod January 17, 2009

WITFH

What in the fucking hell?

RT @extrenergy Adam, the "heir apparent to Freddy Mercury" could actually win idol (quote from the Today show this morning) - WITFH?

by extrenergy May 13, 2009

WITELFF

It’s like WTF, but it’s just true horrifying terror.
Listen man I don’t make the rules here.
It’s stands for:
What
In
The
Ever
Loving
Flying
Fuck

“WITELFF is that?!?” - me as I log on to Twitter.com

by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 18, 2022

urban whitefish

Used condom (orig. the New York City Sanitation Department)

I found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at Coney Island.

by The Deep September 1, 2004

Allegheny whitefish

A used condom floating in a river

Look at the Allegheny whitefish! or I was fishing south of Pittsburgh and snagged an Allegheny whitefish on my hook. Needless to say, the fish were turned off.

by Rex Mundi 3 October 9, 2008

whitefuck

verb

having your cultural identity stripped away and replaced with whiteness

Argh, I can't use chopsticks correctly anymore. I've been totally whitefucked.

by Jason Wu March 18, 2004