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Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant
Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo
by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021
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Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.
Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.
by jondich January 13, 2023
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I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.
Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."
by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017
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Verizon Wireless

A Cell phone company that claims to be the best but is nothing more than a company of con artists.

Examples are nothing but Truth! please read and make a decision. don't believe me google anything i've said. Fight The Power!
--Verizon Wireless--The Devil's company

They "add" V-cast- they take out everything that makes your phone a phone just to put that in. then they charge you for using it even when you decline the service.

Unlimited Texts- told customers last year that they had unlimited texts: what they failed to tell me was that it was only for VERIZON users. when questioned they said "oh, i thought you knew.sorry but i won't refund you. next time be more careful."

Those of the military with Verizon if they left for the war and they had to terminate service then they got hit with massive Fees that Verizon said would be null. think about those who've died there.
the family ends up wit the bill that they said would be excusable because of military.

Horrific Customer Service they will give you nothing but the run a round.
by Jim Spectre August 6, 2008
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Centennial Wireless

A Celluar phone company located in the southern U.S. offering celluar phone service to 5 states. Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Mississippi.

To sum it all up this company sucks out the ass. Never purchase or attempt to become a customer of this telecommunications company. They have the worst customer service and their attempt to become national know will soon come to an end.

Nonetheless, it's a worthless celluar phone carrier and their services are unreliable. The hell with them.
"Dude, Centennial Wireless can suck my black, pimply, bushy ****."

"Yeah, I agree they do suck."
by Chris Castillo January 27, 2006
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White Sticky Wireless Mouse

What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.
Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse
by E-Z N January 12, 2006
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wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.
The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.
by hot east August 2, 2012
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