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Louisiana Windshield Wiper

The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair
by wtfmeinda ass May 22, 2010
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Windshield Wiper

- While licking a woman's erogenous area and your wiping your index finger back and forth over her wet clitoris.
I was eating her pussy and rubbing her clit like a windshield wiper and she came and squirted all over my batman bed spread! Hope my girl doesn't notice!
by Sel-Block May 3, 2015
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Winnish

A compressed version of the phrase "wait to finish" in an effort to save times, and allow for one to simply exclaim "I can't winnish!". A form of gibberish, and often a byproduct of impatience and fast speaking when college teens write papers last minute.
A girl, Scarlett, is writing a paper and exclaims, "I cannot winnish this paper so I can sell my textbooks!"
by ScarFace28 December 6, 2011
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Windshield laugh

Windshield laugh is the sound that Kim Seokjin, the owner of JinHit Entertainment does when he laughs.
-"Huehuehue"
-Lol that sounded like a windshield laugh.
by Sarislol_ February 23, 2019
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brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks
Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper
by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016
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windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
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Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.
Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>
by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010
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