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Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.
Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.
by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020
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conor wilkins

A person who shoves pencils up his ass.
Put that pencil down its conor wilkins.
by Donkykongslong September 15, 2016
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James Wilkinson

A person with a massive penis and red hair who is really cool and funny with a Massive penis and looks at bailey and alunas sex tape
Wow hes such a James Wilkinson Have U seen it
by Mrbig penis October 20, 2017
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Jayden Wilkins

DId you hear of Jayden WIlkins
Yeah shes my mommy
by JAYDENISMOMMY January 22, 2022
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Daniel Wilkinson

A loveable character with a tendency to live way beyond his financial income. Tries hard to make sure all his friends and family get the best from a situation even if it comes at his own expense. A character similar to a Daniel Wilkinson (or Wilko) may also be taken advantage of quite often due to his good nature.

A Daniel/Wilkinson (or Wilko) takes its name from a famous 1980's photographer born in 1968 and brought up by his brother and sister in Birmingham after both his parents were killed in a fatal accident at a chemical plant in 1972 where they worked together.

Daniels parents (John and Julie) were believed to be behind the largest ever production line of LSD in the UK, although both were bright A* science students in their college days it was their love of the hippy culture along with their scientific expertise which ultimately brought along their deaths whilst creating the mind altering substance.
Daniel Wilkinson or being called a 'wilko' is similar to being called a 'mug' (someone who is taken advantage of regulary) but is not regarded as stupid as a 'mug'
by David Blainer February 8, 2010
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Dirty Wilkins

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Wilkins includes poo rubbed on the face, but the aplicator is no longer ones index finger. After romantic anal loving, the male removes his stool infested penis and begins to smear it across the female partner's face, creating "Dirty Sanchez" effect. This move is much classier than the Dirty Sanchez, but is much more agressive. Also see Dirty Sanchez.
I Dirty Wilkinsed Cindy last night and she now loves me more than ever.
by Cindy Wilkins February 10, 2004
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Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru

To break into a Hyundai and have a onenight stand there, and before you're done, leave the car, find a Subaru, break into it, and finish having sex in it. During this, you must only call the girl or guy by the name of Wilkins. Singing the Family Guy song during the process is also acceptable.
Hey dude man bro, how was your weekend?
It was epic, I did a 'Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru' on saturday!
by skoleost November 23, 2011
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