Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.

Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings

by David Jurgens September 25, 2003

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You fulfill the sexual pleasures of somebody and he does not in return.

A: "Maaan, last night I made her come so hard"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"

by BallsOutBoy April 4, 2011

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A nickname given to a man that can't entertain a conversation without making homosexual innuendo/gestures...
There are two kinds of Wilhe Blow:
1) Spontaneous Wilhe Blow: this is someone that throws a cleaver gay comment here and there about this and that to be funny...
2) Permanent Wilhe Blow: this is someone who will get conversation intentionally diverted to a subject homosexual in nature then proceed to fuel his self-induced topic further.
Although much much less common, women can also be Blows, and they're usually referred to as Shelah Blow.

Ex. 1) Dan: Those hotdogs look good.
Derek: Smell even better. (As he takes a bite)
Joe: Oh yeah, put it in nice N slow, don't forget to cup the balls...
Dan: Man, why you gotta go all Wilhe Blow on Derek's ass...
Ex. 2) Luke: Here comes my good buddy Robert...
Dan: How long do you think it will take Robert to become Wilhe Blow this time?

by Damian Prophett January 3, 2015

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