Wharton Records

only the best undergraduate record label in the world

J-Rod: "Wharton Records?! That’s only the best undergraduate record label in the world!"

by V for V-Unit December 6, 2006

whormon

A Mormon who pretends to be righteous and pure but is doing whatever it takes to keep their partner or just having a plain old good time. Also known as a "Bad Mormon".

A: "Isn't that Ben/Sarah? They're drinking and getting laid I thought they were Mormon."

B: "No, they're Whormon."

by Ikasamak March 30, 2010

whartonite

a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.

John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds

by Eugene April 11, 2005

Whoron

A whore that’s also a moron.

Can you believe that whoron was cluelessly laughing on the phone and chatting about her whorish exploits with her boyfriend while the mediator and divorce lawyers could hear every moronic word in the other room!

by Brucebabe81 July 25, 2019

Whordon Ramsay

A British chef who's always crazy and trying to get attention to people who don't care about him or his food.
His father was high on alcohol and drugs.

Whordon Ramsay is a total attention whore.

by gregben October 29, 2022

Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies

Me and the boys are about to hit up port whoreon

by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022

Jack Wharton

One of the greatest minds in chess history, his Elo being 3400 and was a Grand Master before retiring due to beating a famous Austrian Painter and dying in the crossfire of WW2.

Man, you pretty damn good at chess, must've learnt from Jack Wharton.

by oof Brainiac February 4, 2023