wizzle whomper

Someone who is lame
Has no life
Someone who you wouldnt want to be seen in public with.

wizzle whomper is a low life

by cheetahmama May 14, 2009

Pussy Whooped

A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.

Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.

by morpheus30 January 19, 2018

whooped

adj. The state of having been beaten down.

see pwned

By the end of fencing class Emily was so whooped by Whitney that she cried. Whitney laughed because Emily is a bitch.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

pussy whooped

Male not in control, 1. Male that does not carry the balls in the relationship. 2. Male that does not wear the "pants" in the relationship. 3. A controled male in a heterosexual relationship. 4. Eligio

The biatch Eligio is so pussy whooped that it's not even funny!!

by Larrython September 27, 2006

whorpedo

Whore + Torpedo. Also known as whore breasts, preferably big ones.

Whoa! Look at those whorpedos! She could sink a submarine with those mammaries!

by marsk April 24, 2008

Molly Whopped

to keep it straight Gangsta with it and deck someone

Jermaine O' Neal staight Molly Whopped that one Pistons fan last night. That was November 19th.

by The Leprechaun November 20, 2004

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009