When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
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Get the whompercunt mug.Whomps is a word that is used to describe basically anything...its meaning is determined by the person using it. This definition is presented in the Recess episode entitled, "The Story of Whomps". (For you doubters, this must be true because they even brought in a professional slangologist)As a general rule, it is used to describe something or a situation that is undesirable.
Good Charlotte fucking whomps.
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Once you have forgotten who and where you are, the whoami command is indispensible. I use it all the time.
- Neal Stephenson, 'In the Beginning was the Command Line' (1999)
- Neal Stephenson, 'In the Beginning was the Command Line' (1999)
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