A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?
Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.
Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?
Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.
Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.
Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?
Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.
Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Toll House Cookies were invented there. The drummer from Journey used to live there.
There's really nothing to do.
Nice school. Good place to raise kids... unless you're worried about them being hazed by the football team, becoming a chronic stoner or getting knocked up.
There is nothing else to do in the town other than get fucked, get fucked up, or go to Venus. Good pizza.
Toll House Cookies were invented there. The drummer from Journey used to live there.
There's really nothing to do.
Nice school. Good place to raise kids... unless you're worried about them being hazed by the football team, becoming a chronic stoner or getting knocked up.
There is nothing else to do in the town other than get fucked, get fucked up, or go to Venus. Good pizza.
by Whitmanite January 18, 2009
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The worst school in whitman, ma where you will have many bad times. Most of the teachers are shorter than the students, and some of them are very "slow". Half off the teachers there are so stupid that they make George Bush look like Albert Einstein. Only good part is the big cookies at lunch and a 7th grade math teacher.
(Scene first day of high school)
Tim: hey you went to whitman middle school?
Chuck:Yea
Tim:Haha you're screwed.
Chuck:Don't I know it.
Tim: hey you went to whitman middle school?
Chuck:Yea
Tim:Haha you're screwed.
Chuck:Don't I know it.
by Chucksayswhitmansuck August 25, 2010
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