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She is WHISKEY in a teacup!

She is graceful. She is charming. She is elegant. She’s beautiful. She’s not vain. She’s not bragging. She is not someone you would want to be arguing with. She is intelligent. She is smart. She is witty.She is streetsmart. She is everything that he loves and needs. She is a little wild. She is a little crazy. She is happy. She is whiskey in a teacup!
My gosh she is such a sweetheart. She loves her! She is whiskey in a teacup!

She’s so calm and patient. She’s smiling all the time! I love her already! She is whiskey in a tea cup!
by STG63 November 30, 2017
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Whiskeydick

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."
by mjb November 3, 2005
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Mistake Whiskey

A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.
"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."
by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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fake it while you snake it

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.
I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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whiskey shits

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.
1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.
by DiggleZ July 26, 2006
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remains sexy while doing so

A phrase that can be added to any headline involving somebody, (usually a celebrity), who can be 'doing' anything yet it does not impede on their inherent sexiness; this person has a special tendency to remain sexy in situations where others would look a hot mess.
Originated from the Oh No They Didn't Live Journal community, where headlines about the rapper T.I. are usually concluded with the phrase.
T.I. appears in court, remains sexy while doing so.
by WashableMarkers October 30, 2008
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