were-bag

a person who can go from an average nice man to a total douche bag in seconds, akin to the transformation of a werewolf.

Brooklyn from Daisy of Love is a very noticible were-bag

by suicide_x August 1, 2009

As You Were

The debut solo album by former Oasis lead singer Liam Gallagher, hailed as a return to form. The title comes from his signoff on his tweets.

As you were LG x

by rightoverlord July 14, 2018

were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

by Statik5 February 3, 2010

Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.

Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche

by gzcl July 19, 2007

Were-penis

The result of docking with a wolf on a full moon. Hairy monster penis that atacks on a full moon.

Johns were-penis attacked me last night.

by Casey Karn February 27, 2008

were gravy

An exclamation of when someone has succeeded, and knows they are fine.

Don't worry, were gravy bro.

by Fycker Miker January 14, 2018

There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018