Mike Weitzel

a sexi sexi man whore hottie thats so fucking hot its just like...shitt.

"dude Mike Weitzel is a fucking hottie!!! fuck yeah"

by MW♥r October 18, 2008

wenzel

To have the entire internet seek justice for your wrongdoing.

I totally scammed this guy for an ipod, but when I woke up today, all my accounts were banned, my computer was full of horse porn, and there is 15 thousand spoons stuck in my front lawn!

I totally got wenzelled

by fantyx June 11, 2006

Wentzlee

Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz while they are together.

"Seperate the are individual people.....but together they are Wentzlee.

by GunGrave13 March 4, 2009

Wentzil

One of the most awesomadical people in the world!!! Great friend, always there when you need him and someone who truly cares about you!!! trend setter, fun, loving and eyes to die for.

Tanya- Hilary, look at that hot piece of ass
Hilary- Oh, he must be a Wentzil.

by Hiltan January 16, 2011

Wetzel

A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.

Only the GTC can stop Wetzel!

by GTC member October 26, 2015

ben wetzel

Typically a guy who wears vineyard vines every day. Always dates the thicc rich bitches. Guaranteed to be trash at Fortnite and Rainbow Six: Siege.

Oh.. look who just walked into class it's Ben Wetzel.

by JakobeHere January 24, 2018

warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023