Waterfield

A person who has an aggresive opinion on everything, and also an unhealthy obsession with comics.

I was talking to Waterfield at work last night, he wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Alex Rodriques December 15, 2004

watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008

Wankerfied

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.

The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.

by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004

Holly Marie waterfield

Holly is a beautiful girl. Truly a great person. She is smart, kind, funny, and over all amazing. She can put a smile on her face at anytime. Holly has many friends and is loved by everyone. Some don't always recognize her beauty, but they should. She is the most caring, loving person you will ever meet. She cares about others so much more than about herself. She is a true genius, a very bright girl. Everyone likes Holly, and those who don't really don't know her enough to see her true beauty. Guys love to see her, they are captivated by her smile. She usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. She is truly a gorgeous work of art.

Holly Marie waterfield is the most beautiful girl I know (from Seth)

by Seth Mashumba February 15, 2021

Waterford

A small town in Southeastern Connecticut consisting of the Crystal Mall, a movie theater, and a few restaurants/stores. Known for having lame parties which ALWAYS get busted because Waterford kids are lame and don't know how to party. Girls are known for being crazy, fake, bitchy, and slutty and the guys are full of themselves, potheads, and get with every girl in the same click, or any girl they can for that matter. People there are mostly middle to lower class who think they are better then the rest of the world, when they are really insecure so they feel they need to act like tough guys. Maybe the rest of southeastern CT would like them if they pulled the stick out of their asses. It is rare you will find a decent person in Waterford, but they do exist.

-Hey let's party in Waterford tonight!
-Why, so we can watch sloppy girls stand in the corner texting all night?

by EL Vikings December 3, 2010

Waterbed

1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.

2. A very easy fat slut.

Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.

Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.

by wild oranges August 20, 2009

Watered

Fucked up

“Bro, you were so watered last night”

“Aye it’s your 21st, are you about to get totally watered or what bro?”

by Praisefeeder May 6, 2018