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weavologist

One who exeeds in talent with weaves and hair extentions. Often can put in weaves as fast as a ninja master.
Cassady is the ORIGINAL weavologist. She so fly.
by xwhitexitxoutx November 10, 2008
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Tether apologist

A Tether apologist is someone who defends Tether, a BVI-registered company that has issued tens of billions of dollars worth of dubiously backed stablecoins.

Tether apologists are generally bitcoiners who want you to believe that Tether is a legit business and that tethers are fully backed by cash or something similar.

Tethers are the main source of liquidity in the bitcoin markets. If authorities were to seize Tether's bank accounts and haul its operators off to jail—or if crypto traders were to suddenly stop accepting that one tether is equal to one dollar—the price of bitcoin would tumble.

Tether apologists are typically people who benefit when the price of bitcoin goes up. They either own bitcoin or operate a bitcoin-related business, such as a crypto exchange, an OTC desk, or a high-frequency trading firm—or, in some cases, work for a media outlet that focuses solely on crypto.

The Tether apologist will sell his or her soul to keep the crypto markets strong. He or she will go to great lengths to encourage retail investors to pile their hard-earned cash into bitcoin. Often that involves attacking nocoiners, who believe tethers are backed by thin air.

The Tether apologist claims nocoiners are salty because they missed out on buying bitcoin at a low price. And they blame nocoiners for spreading FUD about bitcoin.

Tether apologists believe that the world owes them everything because they are part of an elite. They are megalomaniacs, misogynists, incels, and losers.
Larry is a tether apologist. He keeps tweeting about how Tether is operating in good faith and claims he believes tethers are fully backed by cash, even though that is not what he said a year ago.
by redrumshewrote January 25, 2021
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Right Wing Apologist

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1. Like religious apologists, they claim that they are trying to defend their position, but all they do is insult everyone who does not think like them, and makes excuses when one of their members does something inacceptable.

2. They spend time quoting such writings from certain political leaders opinions, and act like their opinions are that of Gods.

3. Believe that anyone who is not a right winger is a Christian America hater.
Right wing Apologist
RWA: Mildred, you really need to be more strict with your children. Stop letting them eat sweets and have them dress more modestly
Mildred: Shut up! No one asked for your opinion
RWA: Look you commie, I have freedom of speech, dont tell me to shut up.
by Leftie2413 May 2, 2010
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Fly apologist

Someone who defends the heinous crimes committed by flies
by Pucoloco October 2, 2021
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Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.
Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"
by pwnagephake November 14, 2022
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Torture Apologist

I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.
Heck, I don't know what a torture apologist is. I see it in press, but what is it?
by kz5bw5 May 22, 2009
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Microsoft Apologist

Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.

Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.

The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.

People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.

It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.

Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 18, 2011
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