Wankers Tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008

wankers remorse

occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.

*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*

tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake

by dazzz December 20, 2006

bunch of wankers

1) A derogatory term for a group of people.
2) A group of masturbators.

"Cardio obviously got too carried away with his definition of bunch of wankers."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

wankers

A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.

"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"

by Frost March 12, 2004

wankee

Person that someone thinks about while masturbating. People featured on thankyourwank.com as masturbation muses for other wankers visiting the website.

I always use thankyourwank.com to search and vote for my favourite wankees and thank them for the wanktastic times!

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

wankers burn

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,

doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox

by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

wankerschmankle

a man so dedicated to masturbation that it affects his daily life and physiology; a wank addict.
a wankerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his dick is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly

bobert: yo i never met my neighbor face to face but the locals tell me hes a wankerschmankle

by Pan-racial monkey March 6, 2017