Motivation wank

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.

I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going

by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives

I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020

wank

1. to masturbate

2. a term to describe something of substandard quality

3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt

1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'

2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'

3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.

by plastictwatmuncher June 23, 2012

wank jank

A guy that is so into himself that his junk don't stank.

Larry played shuffleboard like a wank jank.

by Robert Smashalablob February 27, 2014

Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

suicide wank

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

by Shane Hassett January 13, 2008

wank pheasant

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant

by E211 June 23, 2016