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Walmarting

The visit to a Walmart Supercenter for a one-stop-shopping of (mainly but not limited to) groceries and feeling good about having saved money.
We go walmarting every Saturday morning without fail.
by tushanbe February 10, 2010
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Walmarting

Aimlessly wandering inside a Walmart. Heading to the electronic section to spend a good few hours, then another hour of lapping the store. Taking a break at the usual subway, only to be followed by more wandering.
We have to finish Walmarting before the store closes! Oh wait... it's 24 hours... YESSS!
by shiekracy December 20, 2010
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Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013
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Walmartitis

State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
by Capricornmom June 6, 2015
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Walmarting

When you don't care how you are dressed in public
S/he was walmarting out and about today while shopping.

I saw a women walmarting today.
by seymourwhiplash November 17, 2015
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Walmarting

Anyone who put decorations up before the season it is intended for.
Billy was putting Christmas decorations up in July, I asked him why are Walmarting. He said because Walmart had them out already too.
by Agrevane January 29, 2016
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Walmartasaurus

Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.
I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.
by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019
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