by jacob.jacoby.jacobson June 23, 2019
Get the wiggle wagglemug. by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020
Get the Hand Wagglemug. A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009
Get the The Tail Always Wagglesmug. Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
by Benny Singles December 8, 2007
Get the dick waggling contestmug. by Rarbporl October 29, 2023
Get the Waggle blarg vyin harbulfipmug. It is a type of tug of war with words but getting nowhere or not coming to a resolution. A push of opinions but staying stagnant due to the varying opinions.
by Dr. Chancee December 9, 2023
Get the bully-wagglingmug. When a breast, Booty cheek or tay tay, wiggles and sway seductively during any activity, sexual or non sexual and mundane.
by tayblue September 8, 2023
Get the Wagglesmug.