willie wacker

Mans reproductive organ
Penis

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker

by mike October 16, 2003

penis wacker

A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.

Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!

by CatNigger January 22, 2009

The Wacker

A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.

Nobody wears The Wacker better than the Wacker.

by nottheboss May 24, 2010

whackery

Nonsense, the art of being whack, synonym for douchery, stupidity in general situations, bullshit, anything rediculous.

I am tired of all this whackery! These people are full of whackery!

by Dubeman44 September 20, 2013

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

Wackerpacker

One who packs the whack.

Geoff turned into a wackerpacker after seeing Scotts mom. Related words Masturbation

by XxlostsoulzxX April 6, 2006

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014