wtfwkbd

What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?

Originated from the "Original Grandma's Cookies."

Used as an outburst- similar to wtf.
"i have a problem"
"just ask yourself wtfwkbd"

by Enter Text Here.... December 31, 2008

WTFWJD

What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.

"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?

by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

Wtfmunch

Wtfmunch is a synonym of wtf (what the fuck). It isn't as serious as wtf, and is more commonly used to express slight frustration, whereas wtf is more aggressive. It tends to amuse people.

Jack: Wtfmunch. I can't find the file there.
Jill: LOL. wtfmunch.

by WTFMUNCH July 27, 2009

wtfm8?

From the albinoblacksheep website, used to describe Australia's abstinence from the rest of the world, when ever the rest of the world is going to die.

me. *slap!* (in australia)
billy. wtfm8?(in australia)

by roy December 1, 2004

wtfwtcmd

wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"

"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"

by Ben 93 January 2, 2010

WTFMI

To be so totally clueless as to not know where you are or where you are going when high on drugs... This can be brief or for some time.

Etymology: Where The Fuq aM I

I waz drivin back 2 ma crib along the usual path afta takin sum of dem mystery pillz, when all of a sudden i experienced a WTFMI moment... I did not kno wat road i waz on or where i waz goin .

by CodegoErgoSum May 15, 2016